Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! All hands on the poop deck!
Arrr! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrrrr!
No, I’ve not stubbed my toe on the corner of the bed, that would be more like “Eeeeeeeeeoowwww!”. But it kinda sounds the same, I guess.
So what am I going on about? It be Pirate week on Angry Birds Friends, it be!
Ahoy me hearties! Those birdy swashbucklers have (somehow) washed ashore on a Pirate Piggy Island. Don’t ask me why they were sailing the oceans in the first place, but they’re there now and there are some pesky Pirates to pop. Shiver me timbers!
If ye think ye’ve the mettle to take on Captain Moustache Pig and the dreaded Octopig then get yer cannons at ready. Or something.
Avast! It be competition time ye scallywags! I’ve got two Angry Birds Go! Pirate Pig Attack sets to give away to a couple of bold buccaneers… just post the funniest pirate joke in the comment section below for a chance to win me booty. Arrr!
Edit:
Avast (again)! It be time for the announcement of the winners, it be:
Our first hilarious pirate winner is rsotto, with this little gem:Q: Why did Captain Moustache Pig stop the car?A: Because he went nuts when Octopig kept asking “ARRRRR WE THERE YET?!”
and the other loot goes to Heatherberry83 who gave us this peach:Q: Why is pirating considered addictive?A: They say after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Congratulations me hearties! We’ll be in touch with ye very shortly!
Arrr!