Get a load of these smug pigs…
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news guys, but it’s about that time. You know, that time when we’re closer to the end of summer than the beginning. A new school year is just around the corner for many people. Sunburns healed and peeling. Memories of sandy beaches and sunshine growing ever more distant in the minds of vacationers. Back to the daily grind.
But there are some for whom summer never ends, and for whom it is vacation time 100% of the time, all the time. You might see pics of these people on your preferred social media/photo sharing service, living it up in the sun, traveling to far-flung destinations, brining themselves in clear blue tropical waters – it’s like they’re rubbing it in our faces!
Their freewheeling, always sunny existence flies right in the face of our normal way of life. I mean, just look at this guy for example:
“Cool story?” Yeah, thanks. How about this story: Get a job. Am I right?! Or how about this one: Give us our eggs back! These pigs…
Another example:
Why are we so angry? You obviously know why we’re angry. Some of us work for what we have instead of just taking things from others -ahem–eggs. Excuse me.
We will be following the these unbothered swine very closely in the following days – but not because we want to. This is strictly for intel purposes. We would suggest that you keep your distance, lest you become corrupted by all the “good vibes”. Trust no pig!
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